THE FOUNDING FATHER

DROP 1 OF 5

Some people collect commemorative coins. We built the biggest damn jar of Combat Ready Ointment we make.

America turns 250 this year. This is how we're celebrating.

The Founding Father is the first release in THE BIG 250—five exclusive bundles, each available for just 50 hours. Miss it, and you're waiting for history to repeat itself. It won't.

25% OFF IS ALREADY BUILT INTO THE PRICE. NO CODE REQUIRED.

WHAT'S INSIDE

• MOAB Combat Ready Ointment (12 oz.)

• Beard Oil

• Matoothian Tooth Powder

WHY THIS BUNDLE?

Because tiny bottles are for people who don't actually use the stuff.

The MOAB isn't cute. It isn't travel-sized. It isn't influencer-approved.

It's twelve ounces of our flagship ointment built for hands that split, crack, bleed, wrench, weld, build, climb, shoot, hunt, lift, work, and refuse to quit.

The Beard Oil keeps your face from looking like you lost a fight with a weed whacker.

The Tooth Powder keeps your mouth cleaner than your language.

Together, they're the essentials for people who spend more time doing than talking.

LIMITED MEANS LIMITED.

One bundle. One drop. 50 hours.

When the countdown hits zero, The Founding Father is retired and the next drop takes its place.

No rain checks. No extensions. No whining.

Get it before history moves on.