Did COVID shut down your beach plans? Don't worry fam - we're bringing the Midwest beach vacation destination to your house with our beach inspired body scrub.
Crank up the Jimmy Buffet as you turn the shower on:
"Don't worry about blowing out a flip flop
Crack open the scrub top
Throw some booze in the blender
Soon it will render a beach memory worth hanging on"
The scent will take you back to Dirty Myrtle and remind you of being a teenager covered in Hawaiian Tropic oil making out with your summer love while drinking Pina Coladas.
Limited Edition - Only 100 Beach Scrubs are being made!
DIRECTIONS: Conduct shower operations, then apply small amount in hand. Scrub liberally all over body and rinse off. For external use only.
FOR BEST RESULTS: Have significant other apply scrub while Lifetime movies play in the background.
WARNING: Not responsible for increased sexual activity while using this product.
INGREDIENTS: Coconut Oil, Sugar, Lavender & Orange essential oils
Disclaimer: Do not use this products if you are allergic to the ingredients it contains. None of the statements on this page have been approved by the Food and Drug Administration, and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.