Your Mom Loves My Invader Beard Balm
We take super fine grounds of our Invader Coffee and infuse them into a beard balm. Trust me your lady friends will be wanting to drink from your cup all day long.
SMELL: a nice chocolaty coffee scent with hints of danger and ruggedness
Shea Butter, Coconut oil, Cocoa butter, Vitamin E, Invader Coffee, and a distinct blend of essential oils that's says you're a man of class with subtle hints of danger.
DIRECTIONS: apply a quarter size of Doc Spartan to your palm and rub into your hands. Massage evenly into your beard. Shape and/or comb beard afterwards. For best results flex in the mirror while applying.
Warning: not responsible for increased sexual activity while wearing this beard balm. Use with caution.