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Your Mom Loves My Beard Balm

$ 14.99

A great smelling beard balm with hints of cinnamon and manliness. This beard balm will tame and shape your beard; guaranteed to keep you looking like Ernest Hemingway and not the town hobo.

SMELL: Imagine an eagle flying over a Christmas tree on the 4th of July.

Shea Butter
Coconut oil
Cocoa butter
Vitamin E
And a distinct blend of essential oils that's says you're a man of class with subtle hints of danger. 

DIRECTIONS: apply a quarter size of Doc Spartan to your palm and rub into your hands. Massage evenly into your beard. Shape and/or comb beard afterwards. For best results flex in the mirror while applying.

SIZE: 2oz

Warning: not responsible for increased sexual activity while wearing this beard balm. Use with caution. 

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