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"Only Spartan women give birth to real men"
Finally a scrub designed for the Spartan women in our lives. True women of substance, class, and strength - the queens of Sparta. The kind of women we want our daughters to become.
This scrub doesn't leave you smelling like Commie potpourri, it's got a great clean creamsicle smell.
DIRECTIONS: Conduct shower operations, then apply small amount in hand. Scrub liberally all over body and rinse off. For external use only.
FOR BEST RESULTS: Have significant other apply scrub while Lifetime movies play in the background.
WARNING: Not responsible for increased sexual activity while using this product.
INGREDIENTS: Coconut Oil, Sugar, Lavender & Orange essential oils
SIZE: 8oz
Disclaimer: Do not use this products if you are allergic to the ingredients it contains. None of the statements on this page have been approved by the Food and Drug Administration, and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
