"Only Spartan women give birth to real men"
Finally, a scrub designed for the Spartan women in our lives. True women of substance, class, and strength - the queens of Sparta. The kind of women we want our daughters to become.
This scrubs got a great, clean creamsicle smell.
DIRECTIONS: Conduct shower operations, then apply small amount in hand. Scrub liberally all over body and rinse off. For external use only.
FOR BEST RESULTS: Have significant other apply scrub while Lifetime movies play in the background.
WARNING: Not responsible for increased sexual activity while using this product.
INGREDIENTS: Coconut Oil, Sugar, Lavender & Orange essential oils