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BadAss Chick Scrub

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A scrub fit for a Spartan Queen, with a bright orange scent that kicks you in the chest and a touch of lavender to linger in your nose all the way down the well.

Exfoliates with sugar and locks in moisture from your shower with coconut oil to keep your skin soft.

DIRECTIONS Conduct shower operations, then apply small amount in hand. Scrub liberally all over body and rinse off. For external use only.

FOR BEST RESULTS Have significant other apply scrub while you contemplate world domination.

WARNING: Not responsible for increased sexual activity while using this product. 

INGREDIENTS: Coconut Oil, Sugar, Lavender & Orange Essential Oils 

SIZE: 8oz