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Once upon a time, I had no clue what the hell a "bodyscrub" was - then Renee started making them and now I don't shower without it.
Basically you put this smell good shit on your skin and rub it (learned Doctors call this exfoliating). It does something like scrubbing the bad juju off your body. Then because we use American coconut oil it leaves your skin feeling smoooooth (doctors also call this moisturizing).
Then here we are - Christmas season and I am fat kid at heart. Christmas means a couple things - mainly Wild Turkey, nearly electrocuting myself hanging lights, and cookies in my family.
So we came up with Christmas Cookie Scrub and it is the best thing you'll put on your body this season. Made with brown sugar, vanilla, Cousin Eddie's eggnog, Rudolph's antler velvet, and a pinch of Ovaltine this stuff is insane.
Imagine your skin feeling and smelling like the first time Grandma opens the oven to fresh baked cookies on Christmas Eve (after opening several bottles of Wild Turkey).
Only 50 scrubs will be made! Merry Christmas!
DIRECTIONS: Conduct shower operations, then apply small amount in hand. Scrub liberally all over body and rinse off. For external use only.
FOR BEST RESULTS: Pour a glass of Wild Turkey in the shower, play Bing Crosby's White Christmas and apply scrub.
WARNING: Not responsible for increased sexual activity while using this product.
INGREDIENTS: Coconut Oil, brown sugar, vanilla, Cousin Eddie's eggnog, Rudolph's antler velvet, and a pinch of Ovaltine
Disclaimer: Do not use this products if you are allergic to the ingredients it contains. None of the statements on this page have been approved by the Food and Drug Administration, and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.