Your Mom Loves My Beard Oil is scientifically designed to break personal records in all matters pertaining to hip extension. Now that you've got a beard you need to keep it looking good and smelling great: imagine an eagle flying over a Christmas tree on the 4th of July.
Warning: Not responsible for increased sexual activity after use. With your mom, or not.
DIRECTIONS: Shake bottle before using. Apply a Dropper full of Doc Spartan to your palm and rub into your hands. Massage evenly into your beard. Shape and/or comb beard afterwards. For best results flex in the mirror while applying.
INGREDIENTS: Our beard oil is comprised of all natural essential oils that hydrate your face mane and manhide including: Jojoba oil, Avocado oil, Vitamin E
Disclaimer: Do not use this products if you are allergic to the ingredients it contains. None of the statements on this page have been approved by the Food and Drug Administration, and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.