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Your Mom Loves My Beard Oil

Your Mom Loves My Beard Oil is scientifically designed to break personal records in all matters pertaining to hip extension. Now that you've got a beard you need to keep it looking good and smelling great: imagine an eagle flying over a Christmas tree on the 4th of July.

Warning: Not responsible for increased sexual activity after use. With your mom, or not.

DIRECTIONS: Shake bottle before using. Apply a Dropper full of Doc Spartan to your palm and rub into your hands. Massage evenly into your beard. Shape and/or comb beard afterwards. For best results flex in the mirror while applying.

INGREDIENTS: Our beard oil is comprised of all natural essential oils that hydrate your face mane and manhide including: Jojoba oil, Avocado oil, Vitamin E