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8 Clutch Movie Picks for Valentine's Day

For everyone planning a movie for date night this Valentine's Day weekend, here's 8 picks you might not have thought of to make a special occasion.

Obligatory plug: before you settle in, make sure you're at peak sexiness with quality all-natural products from Doc Spartan.

And now, here's our list of unconventional choices to set the mood for Valentine's Day movie night:


8. DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)

The best fighters in the world travel to a secluded beach paradise for a $10M tournament in what is simply the greatest so bad it's good movie of all time.

Funny when it means to be, funny when it doesn't mean to be and hot people doing kung-fu is undefeated.

7. The Secretary (2002)

If you're looking to introduce a little light BDSM into the bedroom and slow seduction is your thing, there might be no better cinematic appetizer than this strange story of a shy secretary and her eccentric boss.

It's like 50 Shades of Grey but creepier, but also more wholesome...you'll get it when you see it.

6. Chico y Rita (2010)

A subtitled Cuban animated movie might not be for you, but if it is, the soundtrack alone makes this a great pick for date night.

A story of star-crossed lovers that spans decades and takes you from the jazz clubs of Havana to the glamour of 1950's New York, Chico y Rita is the kind of movie that leaves you feeling the warm glow of true love when the credits roll.

5. Jennifer's Body (2009)

Scary movies are a romantic staple. What can you say? Fear turns us on...humans, right?

However, when choosing the perfect scary movie, there are rules to follow.

One: it's not too twisted. Nothing kills a (lady)boner faster than a human centipede. Unless it doesn't...in which case, you know, more power to you.

Two: it's at least a little bit sexy on its own. You're there for the scare, but you both know there's other reasons to watch a scary movie on date night...no need to do all the heavy lifting yourselves.

Three: it's about teenagers. Teens in movies are scared of serial killers, demons and monsters. Adults in movies are scared of their own mortality and what it means to be a parent. No thanks.

Scream invented the modern genre, but Jennifer's Body is an underrated gem. Bad marketing and Megan Fox controversy combined to give it a bad name on release, but if you give it a chance, you'll find a funny high school horror movie starring Megan Fox at her absolute peak.

4. Mr. and Mrs. Smith (2007)

The movie famous for filming Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie falling for each other in real time (had to be a tough watch for our girl Jen) is also a sexy spy thriller that's perfect for date night.

3. There's Something About Mary (1998)

More a com than a rom, there's something comforting and familiar about this movie.

Full of hilarious performances and some iconic gags...throw in some mangled balls and a splash of semen and you have the makings for a classic date movie.

2. About Time (2013)

General Hux takes a break from crushing republics to use his newly inherited ability to travel through time to make all the right moves with the girl of his dreams.

This one's pretty firmly placed in the rom-com category so if you're looking to lean into love, but still want more than a standard love story, this is the choice.

1. High Fidelity (2000)

A record store owner revisits his top 5 most painful breakups to find out why he's doomed to be abandoned, doomed to be alone, doomed to despair.

Sounds fun, right?

Despite all the depression (it's pop music's fault) this recently remade classic also gave us Jack Black in all his glory.

For everyone planning a movie for date night this Valentine's Day weekend, here's 8 picks you might not have thought of to make a special occasion.

Obligatory plug: before you settle in, make sure you're at peak sexiness with quality all-natural products from Doc Spartan.

And now, here's our list of unconventional choices to set the mood for Valentine's Day movie night:


8. DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)

The best fighters in the world travel to a secluded beach paradise for a $10M tournament in what is simply the greatest so bad it's good movie of all time.

Funny when it means to be, funny when it doesn't mean to be and hot people doing kung-fu is undefeated.

7. The Secretary (2002)

If you're looking to introduce a little light BDSM into the bedroom and slow seduction is your thing, there might be no better cinematic appetizer than this strange story of a shy secretary and her eccentric boss.

It's like 50 Shades of Grey but creepier, but also more wholesome...you'll get it when you see it.

6. Chico y Rita (2010)

A subtitled Cuban animated movie might not be for you, but if it is, the soundtrack alone makes this a great pick for date night.

A story of star-crossed lovers that spans decades and takes you from the jazz clubs of Havana to the glamour of 1950's New York, Chico y Rita is the kind of movie that leaves you feeling the warm glow of true love when the credits roll.

5. Jennifer's Body (2009)

Scary movies are a romantic staple. What can you say? Fear turns us on...humans, right?

However, when choosing the perfect scary movie, there are rules to follow.

One: it's not too twisted. Nothing kills a (lady)boner faster than a human centipede. Unless it doesn't...in which case, you know, more power to you.

Two: it's at least a little bit sexy on its own. You're there for the scare, but you both know there's other reasons to watch a scary movie on date night...no need to do all the heavy lifting yourselves.

Three: it's about teenagers. Teens in movies are scared of serial killers, demons and monsters. Adults in movies are scared of their own mortality and what it means to be a parent. No thanks.

Scream invented the modern genre, but Jennifer's Body is an underrated gem. Bad marketing and Megan Fox controversy combined to give it a bad name on release, but if you give it a chance, you'll find a funny high school horror movie starring Megan Fox at her absolute peak.

4. Mr. and Mrs. Smith (2007)

The movie famous for filming Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie falling for each other in real time (had to be a tough watch for our girl Jen) is also a sexy spy thriller that's perfect for date night.

3. There's Something About Mary (1998)

More a com than a rom, there's something comforting and familiar about this movie.

Full of hilarious performances and some iconic gags...throw in some mangled balls and a splash of semen and you have the makings for a classic date movie.

2. About Time (2013)

General Hux takes a break from crushing republics to use his newly inherited ability to travel through time to make all the right moves with the girl of his dreams.

This one's pretty firmly placed in the rom-com category so if you're looking to lean into love, but still want more than a standard love story, this is the choice.

1. High Fidelity (2000)

A record store owner revisits his top 5 most painful breakups to find out why he's doomed to be abandoned, doomed to be alone, doomed to despair.

Sounds fun, right?

Despite all the depression (it's pop music's fault) this recently remade classic also gave us Jack Black in all his glory.