This Valentine's Day we're proud to drop the Heart Breaker scrub - 8oz of pure romantic dee-light.
Instead of taking the old lady out to the Ponderosa for all you can eat chicken wings and corn nuggets - step up your game this year with a couple jars of the good-good.
This all natural sugar scrub will re-ignite the blissful spark that will lead to a maximum of seven minutes of vigorous love making - or your money back guaranteed.
The smell is an intoxicating sweet grapefruit citrus scent loaded with Appalachian aphrodisiacs.
Only 50 scrubs will be made! Happy Valentine's Day!
DIRECTIONS: Conduct shower operations, then apply small amount in hand. Scrub liberally all over body and rinse off. For external use only.
FOR BEST RESULTS: Turn on Marvin Gaye and have significant other apply.
WARNING: Not responsible for increased sexual activity while using this product.
INGREDIENTS: Coconut Oil sugar, grapefruit essential oils, and sweet sweet love - lots of it
Disclaimer: Do not use this products if you are allergic to the ingredients it contains. None of the statements on this page have been approved by the Food and Drug Administration, and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.