MAN SCRUB: Chicks don't dig dry flaky skin (just ask Ashy Larry). How many of us shower up, dry off then have to apply lotion afterwards? Using MAN SCRUB scrubs off the dead skin (the French call it exfoliating) and simultaneously applies a layer of coconut oil that will hit you right in the feel goods.
DIRECTIONS: Conduct shower operations, then apply small amount in hand. Scrub liberally all over body and rinse off.
FOR BEST RESULTS: Have significant other apply scrub while Chuck Norris movies play in the background.
WARNING: Not responsible for increased sexual activity while using this product.
INGREDIENTS: Coconut Oil, Salt, Proprietary Blend of Essential Oils
For external use only. Do not use if allergic to the ingredients.
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