BadAss Chick Scrub
"Only Spartan women give birth to real men"
Finally a scrub designed for the Spartan women in our lives. True women of substance, class, and strength - the queens of Sparta. The kind of women we want our daughters to become.
This scrub doesn't leave you smelling like Commie potpourri, it's got a great clean creamsicle smell.
DIRECTIONS: Conduct shower operations, then apply small amount in hand. Scrub liberally all over body and rinse off.
FOR BEST RESULTS: Have significant other apply scrub while Lifetime movies play in the background.
WARNING: Not responsible for increased sexual activity while using this product.
INGREDIENTS: Coconut Oil, Sugar, Lavender & Orange essential oils
For external use only.
Do not use if allergic to it's ingredients.
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