"Only Spartan women give birth to real men"
Finally a scrub designed for the Spartan women in our lives. True women of substance, class, and strength - the queens of Sparta. The kind of women we want our daughters to become.
This scrub doesn't leave you smelling like Commie potpourri, it's got a great clean creamsicle smell.
DIRECTIONS: Conduct shower operations, then apply small amount in hand. Scrub liberally all over body and rinse off. For external use only.
FOR BEST RESULTS: Have significant other apply scrub while Lifetime movies play in the background.
WARNING: Not responsible for increased sexual activity while using this product.
INGREDIENTS: Coconut Oil, Sugar, Lavender & Orange essential oils
Disclaimer: Do not use this products if you are allergic to the ingredients it contains. None of the statements on this page have been approved by the Food and Drug Administration, and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
This is a fantastic scrub. Love the texture and how skin feels after using it.
Love this product. I'm not big on scrubs but I'm hooked on this one. It smells great and makes me skin feel smooth and soft.
Stop what you are doing and buy this already!
This product is awesome and smells great! My wife and I use it regularly. She has sensitive skin and it doesn't cause any reactions.
Viking female necessity
Best scrub I have ever used. Love how soft and smooth it makes my skin feel, and I love the smell! I have eczema and this stuff doesn’t irritate it at all, not like traditional scrubs. I have super dry skin so it always makes me feel hydrated. Nothing like a healthy dose of badassery to liven up shower time! War braids, Badass chick scrub and extra mags all day long.
My wife loves this scrub
My wife used this body scrub through both pregnancies and got 0 stretch marks. She absolutely loves this product and uses it daily. She even uses it on our daughter after the pool since swimming seems to dry out her skin.
I LOVE this scrub. I honestly wish it came in an even bigger container because I use it so much! It makes my skin so soft. Best scrub I have used!
I absolutely love this stuff, easy and quick to use and my skin is so soft. I will always be a customer.
I wanted to see what this product could do. I was very pleased. I use it every day. Makes my skin feel soft, smells wonderful and the crystals dissolve once you apply it to the skin. I plan on being a life time customer
Genius marketing backed up by kick asa products
Yeah, I totally bought this because of it’s name. I was on an Obstacle Race High And feeling all tough, and they got me hook line and sinker.
But the product lives up to its name, and that is why I have bought three gift sets already. Even a bad ass chick likes to look and smell good, and this product helps with both. Leaves your skin clean, smooth, and smelling great!
Keep being awesome, Doc.
Awesome Scrub for Dry Skin
Love this scrub!! I have chronic dry skin and this has helped tremendously. Leaves my skin feeling soft and smooth and healthy! Worth every penny!