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Invader Coffee Scrub

Imagine if Chuck Norris and Mr. T joined forces to dominate the coffee scrub universe; ladies and gentlemen that's what happened when we teamed up with Rogue American Apparel to create the Invader Coffee infused scrub.

This scrub will leave your skin energized, smelling great, and feeling smooth. You too will "pity the fool!"

DIRECTIONS: Conduct shower operations, then apply small amount in hand. Scrub liberally all over body and rinse off. For external use only.

FOR BEST RESULTS: Have significant other apply scrub during morning shower, then enjoy a cup of hot Invader coffee post coitus.  

WARNING: Not responsible for increased sexual activity while using this product. 

INGREDIENTS: Coconut Oil, Sugar, Invader Coffee, Coffee & Vanilla essential oils

SIZE: 8oz

Disclaimer: Do not use this products if you are allergic to the ingredients it contains. None of the statements on this page have been approved by the Food and Drug Administration, and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.